10 Things Every New Corgi Owner Should Know (That No One Tells You)

So you’re thinking about getting a corgi.

Or maybe you already have one and you’re wondering why your house looks like a fur bomb exploded and your once peaceful life now feels like a daily episode of “Survivor: Corgi Edition.”

Don’t worry. I’m here to spill the real tea—the stuff no one puts on those perfectly curated breeder websites.

Welcome to the magical (and slightly chaotic) world of corgi ownership.

Here’s what you really need to know:

1. They Are Pocket-Sized Tornadoes

Sure, they look like fuzzy loaves of bread, but inside? A corgi is 80% sass, 15% pure chaos, and 5% floof.

They were literally bred to herd cattle— meaning if you’re not moving fast enough, they’ll happily herd you and your friends…and your Amazon delivery driver.

Tip: Invest in some comfy sneakers. You’re about to get your steps in.

2. Shedding Season? It’s All Year Long, Baby.

There is no “shedding season.” There is only “shedding life”. I had to vacuum daily to keep the Gatsby’s hair to a minimum…on top of monthly grooming sessions!

You will find corgi glitter (aka fur) on your clothes, your couch, your toothbrush, inside your coffee mug—it’s a lifestyle now.

Pro move: Buy a good vacuum. Then buy a backup. And maybe a third, just to be safe.

3. They Are Smarter Than You (And They Know It)

Corgis are wicked smart. Too smart. Like, “could-hack-your-WiFi-if-they-had-opposable-thumbs” smart.

This means they’ll learn tricks super fast—but they’ll-also learn how to manipulate you even faster.

Prepare for: Adorable standoffs where you find yourself negotiating bedtime with a 25-pound dog.

4. The Butt Wiggle Is Real…And It’s Powerful

There is no bad day that can’t be healed by the sacred corgi butt wiggle.

It’s like a tiny, wobbly dance of pure joy and you will be powerless against it.

It’s impossible not to smile once Gatsby starts wiggling his butt!

Honestly, someone should bottle that energy and sell it as an antidepressant.

5. They’re Tiny Bodyguards

Despite their short stature and loaf-like appearance, corgis are fearless.

They will defend your home against evil things like mailmen, falling leaves, suspicious rocks, and that one neighbor they just don’t vibe with.

Warning: Your doorbell will never ring in peace again.

6. Corgis Are Velcro Dogs

If you thought you could go to the bathroom alone ever again—HA.

Corgis have a deeply held belief that your life must be supervised at all times. You are their human. You will be accompanied.

On the bright side: You’ll never be lonely again. Ever.

7. Their Health Needs Are No Joke

Because of their adorable, stretched-out little bodies, corgis are prone to back problems.

They also have a particular talent for getting chubby if you’re not careful.

Be prepared to:

• Learn about low impact exercises

• Become that person who talks about dog joint supplements at parties

8. They Have Opinions. So Many Opinions.

Corgis are vocal. About everything.

You’ll get full commentary on your cooking, your outfit choices, your questionable life decisions…all delivered via barks, grumbles, and judgmental side-eyes.

It’s basically like living with a tiny, fur-covered critic.

9. Travel Plans? Better Plan Around the Corgi.

Corgis are adventurers at heart, but they also have very specific needs.

Traveling means thinking about dog-friendly hotels, car safety gear (they will attempt to drive if you don’t secure them), and mapping out potty stops with military precision. Gatsby hates riding in the car and especially ferry rides!

Pro tip: Always pack three times more treats than you think you’ll need.

10. One Corgi Is Never Enough

Ask any corgi owner.

First, you say, “I just want one!” Then…six months later you’re researching second dogs because clearly your loaf needs a side loaf. We got another corgi a few years after we got Gatsby!

It’s called a “corgi cluster,” and it’s very real.

(No shame. Welcome to the family.)

Final Thoughts

Owning a corgi is not just having a pet—it’s signing up for a lifelong journey full of laughter, stubbornness, love, and an endless supply of fur.

You’re not just getting a dog.

You’re gaining a bossy, hilarious, fiercely loyal best friend…and a lifetime of tiny, happy adventures.

Trust me— you’ll never look at life (or your vacuum cleaner) the same way again. I always joke I am collecting DNA samples to clone Gatsby.